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Petition to Jerry Woehr, The Wheaton College Board of Trustees
2016 was a tragic year. Many beloved celebrities passed away, the Brexit vote passed, and we were forced to elect either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump as our next president. But by far the most tragic tragedy of the year was that Viv was banned from studying in the elevator. Banning Viv from the elevator is like banning a narwhal from the Arctic Ocean, or a cucumber from the produce aisle. The elevator is Viv's natural habitat, and as such is an integral part of his liberal arts education. How long will Wheaton College continue to allow this shameless persecution? The time has come for action.
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