Petition to Facebook
Adding a dabbing emoji to Facebook & WhatsApp!
The "Dab" is a dance move that started becoming viral over the internet in the last three years. We think that adding an emoji of a person dabbing would be very useful for all of us, internet culture people and people outsidebit alike, go express ourselves even more. Adding such an emoji would not only make expressing our feelings and knowledge easier and joke around, it would even give the WhatsApp Application and Facebook service a boost in usage, since when a company embraces something that has become a meme, or viral, they get kudos for it and spread. We would highly appreciate if Facebook could add a dab emoji to both whatsapp and facebook and give us all the emoji we both deserve and need. We hope facebook would cooperate and give their loyal customers for years now, what we ask for. P.s. Facebook should be allowed to design this emoji in any way they wish. As long as it is dabbing. #DabMoji
Petition to The Russo Brothers, The Walt Disney Company, Marvel, Kevin Feige
I want the Thanos car to appear in Avengers 4
I believe the thanos car should appear in avengers 4. This would not only be a fun easter egg but it would also lighten the movies tone just a little. This would also expand upon meme references appearing in marvel movies. Previously marvel has put in Tobias from arrested development in Avengers Infinity War, and the Trash panda reference in GotG Vol 2.
Petition to Brendon Uri, Brendon Urie
Brendon Urie will sing Despacito.
We as an institution of the United States of America shall come together to achieve the great importance of the global phenomena of Despacito. In order to reach the designated heaven many people desire, we must come together to convince our forehead lord, Brendon Urie, to sing a full cover of Despacito. We also encourage a whole new album dedicated to Despacito, Despacito II, Despacito III, and Despacito IV. With a bonus song of All Star, originally performed by Smashmouth for the hit movie, Shrek. Please, Brendon. Save the world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
Petition to Jack Dorsey
Bring Back Vine
Vine promoted creativity and positivity, both of which we need now more than ever. The ability to create a whole world in the span of six seconds took patience and creativity, and was admired by Vines 100 million monthly users. To this day, 7 months after being shut down, Vine compilations archived on YouTube are some of the most popular videos they offer. With 200 million active users, 71% of which were millennials, it made no logical sense to kill the app. In our current tech based age, where advertisers are itching for more influence on social media, Vine was ready and fertilized to take on that challenge. With apps like Snapchat and Instagram embracing this tech capitalism, Vine decided to back out and die now. Theres still interest in Vine, with a large percentage of Twitters millennial users tweeting daily asking for the social media platform to be brought back. The community offered by the app was and still is unparalleled. While you may not have much in common with the kid sitting next to you in class, you are both familiar with Harambe and deez nuts. So much so, that these two memes entered in the 2016 election and gained enough votes to earn a spot in some polls across the country. What we want is not an elaborate social media platform, but a place to connect with others on a basic level over light hearted jokes that happened to be contained in six second long videos.
Petition to Zachary Fuller
Meme/Vine Day 2k19
(Concerning the students of Springfield Twp Middle School, Flourtown PA, 19038) Spartan Spirit Week does not engage our students enough. Asking them to dress in yellow, blue or band t-shirts is boring and gets no one involved. That is why I and many other students think everyone should dress as their favorite meme. Our school should replace at least one day in this week with dressing up as their favorite meme or vines. For example- someone could tape a 'road work' sign to their shirt, and their friend could say "Uh yeah, I sure hope it does". However, the meme/vine must be TOTALLY clean and rated E, per school rules. If this proposition gets as much attention as it deserves, I would even go so far as to say that we could have a Halloween-style contest at the end of the day with 8th-grade memeists as judges. Even if you aren't a student here- sign if you respect my cause or are an epic meme/vine lord. I would really appreciate it.
Petition to Elon Musk
Rename Cheetos to Yeetos
Cheetos have been a long time childhood favorite and the newest generation uses cool terms like "'yeet". If you vote you can help influence newer snacks/beverages to name their products extremely well. VOTE PLEASE.
Petition to Teens in Partnership
Every year, TIP (Teens in Partnership) must choose a song that best represents its values and teachings. "All Star" by Smash Mouth does just that, teaching listeners to accept themselves for who they are, to not be influenced by negative peer pressure ("Somebody once told me the world was gonna row me."), and to remember that it is never too late for self-reform ("I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change.") TIP's voters need to see that the community wants this classic melody to represent the program, so "get your game on" and sign our petition to give this worthwhile event the theme song it deserves.