Petition to United States Congress
We Need Rih Day
I love having the third Monday in February off from work. This is normally Presidents' Day. From what I hear we are honoring George Washington's birthday. This is cool, but why wouldn't we celebrate Rihanna's birthday also (February 20)? This isn't a petition to get rid of President's Day, just a plead for the United States Congress to recognize that you don't have to be President to bring love to a hopeless place. Congress has the power to create a President's Day/Rih Day so that we the people can celebrate appropriately and shine bright like a diamond. This is a petition for Congress to create Rih Day as a national holiday. Of course this could all be avoided if Rihanna became president, but that seems to be at least 3 or 4 election cycles away from now.
Petition to White House
Eliminate Columbus Day and Bring on a "National Day of Love and Peace" for the People!
Today is valentine's day. It is a day of love where couples can show their love for each other. This needs to be an official federal holiday where we all get to take the day off and meet out in the streets like brothers and sisters sharing love and peace. We do not need federal holidays that celebrate the lives of the alleged elite "Columbus Day" and "Presidents Day" but rather, we need a federal holiday for the PEOPLE and the LOVERS and people who want PEACE in the U.S! Let's do this. Show our leaders that it is the PEOPLE that matter.
Petition to President of the United States
Make December 28th (Stan Lee's Birthday) a nationally recognized holiday.
We need a holiday to celebrate the accomplishments and contributions Stan Lee has made to society. We the people propose the following: December 28th will become a nationally recognized holiday in the United States called Stan Lee Day. All American TV stations will be required to show a minimum of 2 (two) of the following throughout December 28th: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Because it's the best one)Guardians Of The Galaxy 1-2Iron Man 1-3 Thor (any Thor movie) (More movies to be listed) American businesses will be forbidden to require employees to work on this date (December 28th) Let's TRULY make America great again!
Petition to Ass Eaters United
Make March 25th National Booty Eating Day
If you're like me you enjoy eating that fine ass booty, and why not make a day for everyone to come together to eat the booty! so make sure to sign this and make March 25th National Booty Eating Day