Petition to Elon Musk
Make Elon Musk make Pokemon real
Humanity is circling the drain. I don't need to tell you the end is nigh, you can feel it in the same way cows lay down before a tornado hits. We're approaching a long-deserved armageddon, and it's really the best thing for us. The sickest, most telling aspect of our spiritual decay is how excited we are to watch it all go down in flames. How many times have you made jokes about dying today? Were they jokes? Still? The world is suffering from a deep-seated, moribund malaise. The last time you felt alive is when Pokemon Go came out and you know it. Those weren't even real Pokemon. That was just a gimmick on your phone. But what if they were real Pokemon? What if you could recapture that feeling of childlike wonder, not just for a week until Niantic ruined it... but forever? We are prepared to greet extinction with open arms, but there is still a ray of hope. One man has the resources, the intellect, the sheer force of will to redeem all of mankind. That man is space mogul / arms dealer / dirt wizard Elon Musk. Only he can make Pokemon real. Only he can save us. We just need the courage to tell him how.
Petition to Elon Musk, Tesla, Tesla Motors
Improve Tesla blind spot warning and reverse collision detection systems
Given the advanced safety features equipped on Tesla vehicles it is puzzling to understand why there isn't better and more adequate software enabled on Tesla vehicles pertaining to Blind Spot warning and detection and also for warnings of fast approaching and difficult to see vehicles approaching you while reversing out of parking spots. One of Tesla's goals has been to manufacture the safest cars in the world. Why not continue to build on that ideal by offering software that offers the option for additional safety warnings for blind spots and when reversing?
Petition to Ricardo Rossello Nevares
Go Solar Puerto Rico!
As a young small business owner in Puerto Rico, I fear the constant power outages and price increase of our current electrical system, making this very challenging to run a stable business. Puerto Rico was left entirely without power after hurricane María. We just received an offer by Elon Musk, creator of Tesla, an innovator in solar energy, giving us the opportunity to rebuild our system not depending entirely on oil. This incredible offer could take us to a modern, eco friendly and most importantly, cost effective electric power system. We should not let this opportunity pass. Our voices should be heard. Let's be done with the 'sticks and cables' and aspire to a brighter future. If you agree please sign our petition. #PuertoRicoSeLevantaConElSol
Petition to Elon Musk
Elon Musk: Dump Trump!
We ask that Elon Musk withdraw from all Trump business councils and other groups sponsored by Donald Trump. We also ask that Musk begin speaking out in opposition to Trump’s disastrous policies on climate change. Musk’s support for Trump, and his failure to speak out against Trump’s policies, are inconsistent with Tesla’s values. Follow the campaign at www.elondumptrump.com and @elondumptrump