Petition to Mark Zuckerberg
Rename the Facebook Wow reaction to the Owen Wilson reaction
There comes a time in every civilization when true progress needs to occur. Failing to properly named the wow react on Facebook has left an entire generation disenfranchised and not reacting to their fullest potential wow. Renaming the wow react to the Owen Wilson react Will restore the wow spirit. This is not a partisan issue, it is a human issue.
Petition to ABC, steve harvey
Get Collin Duddy back on Family Feud
Collin Duddy is in desperate need of a chance to redeem himself on the hit TV show Celebrity Family Feud. Collin is a filmmaker, father, husband, troll and most of all, he's great with a buzzer. After an unfortunate loss to he who shall not be named, Collin deserves a second chance at victory.
Petition to Hollywood
Make Ian Benson a movie star!
Ian Benson is a 24 year old aspiring actor who is on a worldwide dream to become the greatest movie star that ever lived! With his mind, combined with the other great minds of the world, will greatly improve everyone's quality of life and enhance the way we live on our little blue Earth.This is your one chance to make Ian a movie star. Do this now and he will be forever grateful. Do not miss this one opportunity to make him hit it big in Hollywood! He will be forever grateful.We, the people of the United States and around the world do hereby accept the invitation to make Ian a movie star. We will proudly sign this petition and be remembered as the ones that made Ian a movie star!We know that as an actor, Ian will greatly change the world and the way we inhabit it. We will be grateful just as he is. He will also be remembered for his humanitarian work around the world and how he changed the course of human history by reversing diabetes, preventing cancer, and curing AIDS.