Petition to Kirstjen Nielsen
Stop the Separation of Immigrant Families
More than 2,000 children have been separated from their families because of Trump’s new zero tolerance policy. Families who are trying to immigrate into the United States are being stopped at the border and having their children ripped away from them. Parents are being told that their children are being taken away for baths only to never see them again. When the parents are deported there is no one left to care for the children so they are taken to what’s essey a concentration camp. There is no guarantee that these families will ever reunite again unless we as Americans do something!
Petition to Roger Goodell, National Football League, ESPN
Boycott the NFL Respect The Country That Supports You or Step Down
We are asking that the National Football League will cease its support for the un-American and un-Ethical policies of gun control, the War on Drugs, the expanding Police State and police authoritarianism, and current U.S. government foreign interventionism and illegal/immoral wars furthered through the NFL's support and promotion of the U.S. military and displays of jingoistic sports "patriotism". The NFL continues to disrespect the United States of America by airing their political grievances instead of playing football. They insult our country and our American flag. This disrespect is upsetting to all patriots! We are tired of multimillionaires whining about alleged abuses against them. No, we are tired of their crying and their level of defiance against our country, Military, and Flag. You have the absolute right to express yourselves, but we have the absolute right to boycott you. We have tolerated your drug use and DUIs, your domestic violence, and your vulgar displays of wealth. We should be ashamed for putting our admiration of your physical skills before what is morally right. But now you have gone too far. You have insulted our flag, our country, our soldiers, our police officers, and our veterans. You are living the American dream, yet you disparage our great country. I am done with NFL football and encourage all likeminded Americans to boycott the NFL as well.
Petition to President of the United States
Save America’s Space Program
Save America’s manned and womanned space program. NASA has not been able to get Americans into space on American rockets since 2011. Instead, we are paying the Russians four billion dollars to ferry our astronauts to the International Space Station. What’s killing America’s human access to space? Three projects: a rocket called the Space Launch System, a capsule called the Orion, and a new project called the Lunar Orbital Platform-Gateway. These three programs are political boondoggles, pork, pie in the sky, jobs programs disguised as space programs. The Space Launch System, for example, is touted as the biggest rocket ever built. But its $30 billion development cost is eating up almost all of NASA’s human budget for deep space. Compare that $30 billion with the cost of developing Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy—less than a billion dollars. In other words, for the cost of developing the Space Launch System, we could develop thirty brand new rockets if we took the Elon Musk route. Or we could develop an entire Moon and Mars program. After thirteen years of promises, the Space Launch System has never flown. And when it does, it will cripple NASA. The cost of one launch will be between one and two billion dollars. For that price, you could buy between eleven and 22 launches of the Falcon Heavy. You could buy the launches for an entire Moon and Mars program. What’s worse, after the launch of each Space Launch System rocket, we will throw the exorbitantly-priced rocket away, then we will be forced to buy another one. Meanwhile, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are making rockets reusable. And reusable rockets, like reusable busses, trucks, trains, cars, and airplanes, will lower our cost of access to space dramatically. Then there’s the Orion capsule that the SLS will fling into space. It cannot land. It can’t land on the Moon. It can’t land on Mars. And it’s too small to carry crews to Mars. It is a boondoggle. Topping it all off is the Lunar Orbital Platform – Gateway, another nipple in the mouth of the Space Military Industrial Complex, another make-work program. It is a mini space station orbiting the moon. It's useless and can't even be manned or womanned year-round. But it will cost so much to build that we’ll never be able to build lunar landers. We won’t touch down on the moon. We’ll simply circle the moon from a distance and watch with frustration as the Chinese land human beings. America needs low cost, high safety human access to space. It needs what Musk’s Dragon 2 capsule and Boeing’s Starliner promise. An inexpensive space Lyft car for human passengers. And America needs lunar landers, lunar rovers, lunar mining equipment, lunar trucks, and a lunar home in which humans can kick back and relax, a lunar base. America needs the same things for Mars. Because the Space Launch System, the Orion, and the Lunar Orbital Platform–Gateway are eating NASA’s lunch, we do not have the money to develop any of these things. It is time to kill the SLS, the Orion, and the Lunar Orbital Platform–Gateway. Before the Chinese take over our leadership position in human access to space. If you agree, please sign.
Petition to Netflix
South Park back on Netflix
South Park one of the best TV shows ever made. I think all fans want it back on Netflix, we have to deal with comedy central putting the new episodes on all the time! I would like to watch the old episodes instead.
Petition to America
Change the national anthem to All Star by Smash Mouth
Does the act of singing the national anthem feel like it’s forced? Do you not connect with the flag like you once did when you stood up, placed your hand over your heart, and sang it every morning at school? Don’t you also believe that the world’s greatest early 2000s rock band should have a more permanent mark on our nation’s history? Then do your country a solid while simultaneously fulfilling your patriotic duty by signing the only petition that matters — permanently changing the national anthem to All Star by Smash Mouth. In these dire times, when all hope seems lost, one musical group can bring the country together more than any president could. And that group is Smash Mouth. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now, wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is getting pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fire, how about yours?That's the way I like it and I never get boredHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAll that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting starsSomebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?I need to get myself away from this placeI said yep what a conceptI could use a little fuel myselfAnd we could all use a little changeWell, the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't go (go!)You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the mold This petition is sponsored by Guy Fieri’s “One Nation Under Donkey Sauce” Kid’s Cooking Charity Explosion