The greatest TV show of all time, The Office, is being removed from Netflix in September due to an ending partnership between Netflix and NBC. This is an absolute tragedy and must be avoided. Surely, there is some agreement at which the executives can arrive and keep The Office on Netflix.

Netflix CEO, Reed Hastings, was quoted saying, "Our partnership with NBC (this where The Office originally aired in case you've forgotten) has been great, but it is time to part ways. We are excited for what is in the future for Netflix and we think you will be too."

Mr. Hastings... I have something to say to you.... I have borrowed a speech from one of the greatest public speakers of all time, Dwight Schrute.

"BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war - the war of work - but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bangs fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight laughs maniacally] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesmen and women of the world... unite. We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND... Audience: ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!"

Now, I know you probably aren't a salesman of north-eastern Pennsylvania, but the message is still the same. WE MUST UNITE. WE ARE WARRIORS. TOGETHER WE WILL PREVAIL!

Mr. Hastings... Mr. Burke... Please work together and end this nonsense. WE WANT THE OFFICE AND WE WANT IT ON NETFLIX! FOREVER!

Thank you,

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