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Let Kellyn Get a Dog in NY

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They say every relationship goes through three stages that tests its resolve: Plant, Pet, Person. 

Since Kellyn has already killed most of the plants in our apartment, it's time to move on to the next test: Pet. She has been begging you to let her get a dog for years with no success.  Despite her thoughtful research and compromise when you said the only dog you would get is a Greyhound, you have remained confoundingly obstinate. 

The (instagram) research speaks for itself. Women (and men, I guess) everywhere are happier with puppies. Sometimes, the pain is so unbearable that Kellyn spends her free time browsing the various animal rescues for the perfect companion. You are both moving to NY in the spring of 2014 and it is time to reconsider her heartfelt request. Kindly stop contributing to her sadness and allow her to get a dog, for the both of you, TODAY! 



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