Introduce Call Ducks to the University of York campus lake

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Students are under increasingly high levels of stress. Although York's beautiful campus greenery offers some relief, more can be done. The obvious decision is to introduce the ultimate fluffy round waterfowl, the Call Duck. These fluffy fellas can be easily introduced and will live happily with the existing Geese and Ducks on campus. Their orb-like shape and overall cuteness will relax and cheer up even the most stressed undergraduate. Having such absolute umits around will increase student satisfaction 200% and bring York to the top of the league tables guaranteed.

 



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