Petition to fire Burger King and have Taco Bell instead in Ellwood

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Over the years, Burger King has plagued our small community with their horrendous impact and their sub-par service. This petition (which IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS - LIKE SUPER CEREAL, GUYS!) serves as an initiative to replace our mediocre fast food chains with more promising companies. Bring Taco Bell back! That's what will drive this town back to prosperity. Remember the good ol' days, '90's kids? Remember when Taco Bell left town? Ever since they left, it has never been the same. Let's make Ellwood City taco again! Together, our efforts with this petition, which will magically give us exactly what we want because democracy and whatever, will guarantee us the late night carousels we, as a town - NO - as a nation, deserve. #LiveMas #FiveDollarBigBox #MakeEllwoodCityTacoAgain #MaybeAWendysToo #CompletelySeriousPetition #DontFireMrKeallyYouGoons

 

(EDIT: After serious debate, the people of Ellwood City want more for their buck. We want a Taco Bell/KFC. this decision will draw people across from all lands, to unite under one single trait: that is our love for cheap and fast food. Let's do it!)



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