Christian for section leader

Christian for section leader

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Robert Kemp started this petition to You The People

At Greenfield High School the clarinets are looking for a new section leader. I'm here to prove why the new section leader should be Christian.

 

Why should the new section leader be Christian and not someone else? The answer is simple, we must perform a human sacrifice. I'm talking 15th century Inca style. After all if no one else wants to step up sacrifices must be made.

 

So join the cause, with your signature and a mild amount of peer pressure we can make sure that Christian will be the next clarinet section leader.

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