Tell Jassy to get some sleep

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What is the point of this petition?
- TO TELL THIS NORMY TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THAT HELLINCEPTION GAME AND GET SOME SLEEP. GDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

How can we deliver this promise?
- UM, IDK, JUST THINK ABOUT HOW WOULD YOU BE GROUNDED AND WHAT'S THE BEST METHOD TO CONVINCE HIM TO STOP

Who can make this happen?
- YOU! WE NEED ALL THE HELP YOU CAN BRING.

What do I get out from signing this?
- UM???? SOME PEACE OF MIND?????? PROBABLY NOT,
BUT IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HIM, HIS SLEEP AND WELL-BEING, OR JUST ABOUT ANY CONVERSATION WITH HIM, YOU JUST KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Does this mean we are declaring war against his virtual girls?
- No. Not really. Most of them are underage, so he took care of this himself by blindfolding his figures. 

Will this affect the SJW community?
- um noo??? wtf

Are you pro feminism and anti-white?
- ??????????? who are you and why are you asking me all these questions, I mean this is a petition about Jassy, lord of all things cute, and the means of saving him from that game to get some sleep, like what the heck??????????

Did YOU get some sleep last night tho?
- mind your own business, smh



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