For far too long it has gone unspoken, even if it has been understood. I'm really a cool dude and it's time we finally take a stand together to officialize what has only been general knowledge until now. Every day I am forced to exist in a normal, or what you may call an average life. That's just not too cool, unlike me, who is really cool. By signing your name here today, we can begin progressing forward as a species towards a better future. A future where we can all be really cool.

I am not asking for your money in order to prove these things. But it would be really cool of you to give me money for no reason other than the fact that I am cool. After all, don't you wanna be cool? Don't you want your kids to have someone cool to look up to? What about your mom, she's cute, I could be like the cool step-dad you never had. We could have a catch and I could give you your first beer!

At this point I'm honestly just trying to fill in this area. I've never put much thought into it but it's kind of tricky for me to come up with a 1000 character explanation about how cool I am. But like on a scale of 1-10 I'd say I'm easily an 8 coolness. For example, I like to do cool stuff at cool places with cool people. That wouldn't happen if I wasn't really cool myself ya know? Honestly here, why are you even still reading any of this? Sign the thing so we can move mankind forward and let the naysayers know it's been written and can be proven... I'm a really cool dude.