Help Patrick Saunders

Help Patrick Saunders
Patrick Saunders has no idea how to spend or more importantly save money. This entire summer he has been going to DJais every day. He’s lost hundreds if not thousands of dollars there thinking he’s going to “pull a shawty”. Every week he thinks he can continue to get away with haphazard spending. Not only does he lose money at bars on the jersey shore but he is so bad at betting he’s lost triple the amount he has already spent at DJais. Patrick needs our help to get him back on track. By signing this petition YOU are helping get him set back on the right path. With your help we will be sending Patrick to finance classes that teach him how to spend money wisely. Additionally he will be locked in his room at home and will not be let out until he has saved enough money to take the boys to Mr. Purple.
Patrick simply cannot keep getting away with going to DJais on a random Tuesday every single week. We need your help to prevent him from bombarding our snapchats and instagrams with pointless stories, pictures and videos along with teaching him how to spend less and save more.
Please consider signing this so we can help our friend get back to where we know he can be. For more information about who Pat is just look up his Instagram or ask his mother when he’s not grounded anymore.