Help my neighbor shave his beard

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My neighbors beard is out of control. He refuses to shave it. The other day we were having a bonfire and it almost caught fire itself when an ember almost landed on it and burned him to death. Tim's beard is notorious for getting food caught in it which can be a health hazard due to the savage nature of mice in the night. Please help me get the signatures required to motivate this outstanding citizen to shave his biggest downfall.

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