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Fruit platters a neccesity for all events

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Fruit platters are a must. 
They provide not only a natural source of sugar and vitamins, but also a sweet escape from the bitterness of alcohol or terrible conversation.

"Bro's" chanting for you to chug that brew? Cant. Fruit platter.

Is Stacy taking you upstairs? Pineapple and grapes, friend.

Someone talking about their cats' arthritis? Better check on that pineapple.

Has Brad got low blood sugar? Fruit platter.

I think that if we band together, we can make a difference in this world with the way that we hold events. This more pg and safe solution is better than any drug and if super good for your skin.

So please sign my petition, its the only chance I have of not awkwardly sneaking around the house eating jellybeans and having to explain my low blood sugar and sweet tooth to the girl I like, then her subsequently ridiculing me causing my social life to die.

 

THANKS!

 



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