Eat Ice Age Baby

Eat Ice Age Baby

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Ice Age Baby has been reeking havoc on Earth among every living creature for over 2.4 million years. The 6'10 baby weighing in at 175 pounds has been causing destruction and chaos to not only living organisms, but also the environment.

Ice Age Baby has been the main polluter around the globe. We are now starting to see the effects in the environment after the many holes he has made in the Ozone Layer.

Studies prove that Ice Age Baby is the cause of Global Warming and Climate Change. In the recent years their have been sightings of the Ice Age Baby eating young children and other small creatures. 

Ice Age Baby is not only the King of Destruction, but also the Conveyor of War. His recent leaked recording from 1789, represents his effect on many political leaders among the planet.

Theorists believe Ice Age Baby is the result of 69.3% of unknown deaths. There have been studies to prove this throughout history going back as far as 1420.

The 6'10 bisexual monstrosity also seems to be the cause of cancer, the corona virus (COVID-19), high blood pressure, polio, the common cold and other chronic diseases.

We need to work together to eat this young/old man/woman and put an end to our many global issues. Thank you.

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