Prevent Kevin From Getting Drafted

Prevent Kevin From Getting Drafted

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Matt M. started this petition to The Big Funny Army Conscription Laws

As we know WWIII is just around the corner (and by popular demand). And in the event of a war on a global stage, cadets are likely to get drafted into the army first, considering that Canada has a relatively small armed forces. We must show that we are willing to fight to protect our Kevin from getting taken away by the Canadian government. While the man himself has opposed the idea of preventing him from getting drafted (mainly due to the notorious IB program), but we must take our stand for Kevin to stay with us! So sign this petition now to show the federal government that they cannot take our beloved Kevin away from us as he is too beautiful to go to the battlefield and ruin his perfection by getting injured or something. So yeah.

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