she always sends weird af questions e.g. what’s the consistency of my earwax? or if i were an egg, which one would i be? she asks stupid questions like who invented potatoes and her hygiene is extremely poor. her dad is so much cooler than her so we need to cancel alexa and free mike scott from the imprisonment put in place at home!!! i urge you to sign this petition, to free mike scott, to let frank rodger watch peep show in peace at night and for the girls at shs to have their lunchtime silent and calm, without alexa disrupting it with her stupid tiktoks that aren’t funny and no one cares about. thank you for reading all this ���