Violists are the joke of orchestras. They wonder why, yet they play out of tune with incorrect rhythms and are simply a disgrace. Orchestra members around the world have had to put up with their deplorable shenanigans since the beginning of classical music. It is time to put their foolish nonsense to an end. Similarly to band kids, violists disrupt rehearsals and are quite frankly, pusillanimous worms and street urchins. Please sign this petition, and help orchestra members put violists where they belong; with the band kids. Violists will not be harmed by this change. They will merely be put with people that will relate with them on a better level and help them embrace the fact that they were and are meant to be band kids. This will also benefit the band kids because they can always use new instruments. The violas will help them become more of a joke than they already are. Some people may wonder, "Won't this be bad for orchestras?" The answer is no. When comparing them to violins, they bring the orchestra down by a whole octave in both a literal and figurative way. Cellists can learn to shift properly for once to make up for the loss of the violas. It will help them learn and allow for more cello players in the orchestra. Please help orchestra students get rid of these ludicrous miscreants we call violists and put them where they belong; in the band!