Sign if You Want to Poop on Elijah Reed's Doorstep

Sign if You Want to Poop on Elijah Reed's Doorstep

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Imagine your significant other is suicidal. Would you refuse to support them? What if they had to go inpatient? Would you offer them comfort afterwards? Or would you just break up with them like our little friend, Elijah?

How would you feel if your lover broke it off as soon as you got back from an inpatient facility for trying to kill yourself? Not great, huh?

What about beforehand, when you're told something you're doing is hurtful? Are you just going to play the victim or are you going to man up and take responsibility for your actions? 

Are you going to ignore almost every text from your s/o? Are you going to comfort sad friends but not your equally sad lover? Are you going to gatekeep depression just because they're better off than you?

Join us in our (100% fake, 100% a joke) crusade to leave a massive dump on his doorstep. He deserves it. 

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