By signing this petition, you are telling Wrathful Remy that you desire... no... DEMAND for him to do a 24 hour subathon. Furthermore, you will receive a promotion in the Church of Remy, whereas our Master will bless us with things like eating berty botts beans and dressing in drag. 

If you see this and choose not to sign it, Legoless will publicly humiliate you as much as possible.