To whom it may concern, 

My sorority, Kappa Delta, is putting on an event called Shakedown. It is our philanthropy event which helps raise money for PCAA, Prevent Child Abuse America. I was informed that if I Marti(n) receive 100 signatures on this petition I am able to do the best worm your eyes have ever seen. This will not only make me happy, but it will help change the world�

its april 5th… don’t wanna miss this one�