Emily Should Allow Corbin to Have a Capybara

Emily Should Allow Corbin to Have a Capybara

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Corbin Jones started this petition to the good people of the world

My partner, Emily, is a wonderful person and partner. In fact, this is the best person I could possibly be in a relationship with. We complement each other very well, we listen to each other's problems and praise our successes equally. I could not have one complaint - except for one major problem:

She disallows me from having a capybara at any point of our relationship. Not now, nor during marriage, nor fifty years down the line. She has said, "it's me or the capybara, Corbin." 

Now look, capybaras may seem like an odd animal to have around, but just look at the facts:

- Big rectangle animals

- Very chill with all the animal kingdom (including humans)

- Basically a thick dog that needs water to play in and different food

- Can probably cut my lawn since it's a large rodent with large rodent needs

- We, as a couple, can boost our social status by saying "Yes, we do indeed have the world's largest rodent AND a pug" (Emily wants a pug and I am okay with this, so why can't I have my capy?)

With your signature, we can sway the tide to cultivate a capybara future for stabbing victim and church bus crash-survivor Corbin. Thank you.

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