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Cull all the bastardised seagulls

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I'm fed up of being shat on by the wankers. Kill them all. Imagine now I was walking with my chicken wing and bagel and one of the little fuckers just shat right on my head?! I was so distressed that I didn't even finish my chicken!! Do they just look down from the sky and think oh her hair looks peng let me just shit all over it!! 1 in 2 people have been shat on by seagulls and if you don't do anything about it I will just stamp on the neck of every single bird I catch slipping. If you're reading this and you don't sign my petition I hope one day when you're out with a fresh trim in your firest garms and pengest creps you get shat all over x



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