I have asked multiple women if they fart, and all of them said they do, which is clearly false propaganda they decided to spread. I'm here to set things straight and get all my fellow fact believers (you!) to show them all that they were wrong in thinking they farted, for I, a male, know that women cannot fart. If you sign this petition, you will be saving countless people's lives from being torn apart by this fictitious rumor that women can indeed fart. So please support the cause and say "No, women cannot fart!"