Give Julie Bishop New Zealand Citizenship

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Julie Bishop is a Strene refugee from Streelyer, where she has is the subject of vitriol and threats of international legal action for her political views.  Nu Zuld is an off shore island nation with strong historic links with Streelyer, a propsperous economy, stable government, nice scenery and an excellent Human Rights record.  It already holds a large Strene refugee population.  Despite some recent undiplomatic behaviour from Strene leaders, we believe Julie Bishop should be given the gift of New Zealand citizenship and if necessary allowed to enter Nu Zuld.  Preferably by boat.   At present Strenes settling in Nu Zuld are entitled to full welfare benefits, health care, subsidised education and the vote.  We are not sure whether these should be extended to Julie, or whether it would be enough to hold her in a refugee containment camp, but in any event we think both Streelyer and Nu Zuld would be better off if Julie Bishop was given Nu Zuld citizenship. [photo credit James Tizard]



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