Get “Sam Houser Unplugged” Off the Warrior News

Get “Sam Houser Unplugged” Off the Warrior News

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Sadie MacArthur started this petition to Wilson Area High School Students

“Sam Houser Unplugged” is the despicable new segment on the Warrior News that has sparked lots of controversy, tearing Wilson Area High School apart. Starting with Nick C’s infamous “no one cares about the ukelele ��‍♂️�” post on Snapchat, the segment has started an uproar.

Not only is the segment tearing our high school apart, but it is fetishizing ukelele culture. Sam Houser’s disgusting kinks should not be broadcast for the whole school to see. Whatever you do at your home is your business, but do NOT bring it into my good public school district. 

Additionally, Sam Houser’s pointless segment eats up our valuable learning time. Countless number of teachers turn the segment off halfway through (partially because it just sucks, but also) because of how time-consuming it is. I don’t care about your ukelele for two seconds, let alone an entire minute. 

Lastly, Sam Houser himself is a twat. He is not funny, not cool, and definitely not musical. He wears crocs all the time, and does nothing but complain. If this petition were up to me, it would just be a petition to kick Sam Houser out of the school completely. 

By signing this petition, we can show the Godly Admins at Wilson Area High School that “Sam Houser Unplugged” should NOT be allowed on our morning announcements any longer. #FuckSamHouser

 

 

****DISCLAIMER: this is a joke!!! Sam Houser is an alright guy. I do not actually want to get him in trouble or kicked off the news, I just enjoy the prospect of people getting offended by his instrument****

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