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He don't look right. He's orange. I dunno it could be a cream he rubs on at night when he might rub things like that all over him but maybe it is something else? Maybe he smokes so much his face is orange from the smoke, I think he gets free cartons from the tobacco companies. Possibly he is injecting himself with a hormone that would explain his crying as well. The other thing I don't like to think about is the chance he is not human at abut a foreign alien planetary creature that is barely able to maintain his human like appearance. This couldalso explain his crying.

Please help me get to the bottom of this. He is speaker of the house still I think.

Thanks,

Bubba

Letter to
Speaker of the House John Boehner
I just signed the following petition addressed to: John Boehner.

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Disclose the product which makes him orange.

He don't look right. He's orange. I dunno it could be a cream he rubs on at night when he might rub things like that all over him but maybe it is something else? Maybe he smokes so much his face is orange from the smoke, I think he gets free cartons from the tobacco companies. Possibly he is injecting himself with a hormone that wouldexplainhis crying as well. The other thing I don't like to think about is the chance he is not human at abut a foreign alien planetary creature that is barely able to maintain his human like appearance. This couldalso explain his crying.

Please help me get to the bottom of this. He is speaker of the houses still I think.

Thanks,

Bubba
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Sincerely,