Change the name of Scorpions to Land Lobsters

Change the name of Scorpions to Land Lobsters

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Kurt Scotland started this petition to Whoever's in charge of arachnids

The word "Scorpion" used to be hip and cool, I admit. But now, it's just worn out. By signing this petition, you, along with everyone else, can recognize that Scorpions kinda look like Lobsters but smaller and on land. Hence the name Land Lobsters. This new title for these fascinating creatures makes it much easier to remember a simple name (instead of the complicated title it holds at the moment) and uses the alliteration technique.

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