Make me president

Make me president

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I will take back the Panama Canal to American control.  Then we will unify with Canada and Mexico making them states.  Then we expand through the rest of Central and South America.  Next we unify with the UK and expand through all of Europe making every country a state.  (Except for France someone asked me to nuke it so I’m going to)  finally we expand through Asia and take all the little islands we missed.  

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