I want there to be a White Castle and Krystal location in the state of Virginia

I want there to be a White Castle and Krystal location in the state of Virginia

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I think that a White Castle and Krystal should be put in Virginia. It would benefit hungry individuals who don't have the time to travel 300 miles to eat their favorite meal at their favorite restaurant. The revenue from the restaurant would be so tremendous that they would be able to purchase the entire country itself, and then White Castle's and Krystal's will be distributed throughout the entire population for all to enjoy (hypothetically). Taco Bell rarely satiates my hunger anymore due to the fact that they have removed many items from the menu. Fast Food is dying and White Castle is the only force that may be able to stop it. E.W. Ingram III is a tyrant who would never in his life bestow Virginians with the glorious White Castle Slider. We must put an end to this oppression and overthrow White Castle itself, otherwise, Tyrant Ingram would never in his life grant Virginia the power of the Slider. Tyrant Ingram has passed down his leadership to his daughter, Lisa Ingram. She may be willing to put a White Castle in Virginia under the conditions that I, Ethan Michael Smith, be crucified at the stake in order to have the Holy White Castle established in the state of Virginia. It is a risk I am willing to take in order for my fellow Virginians to feast at the finest restaurant in the Western World.

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