Turn Back The Tonez - A Captain's Call
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Our former yet somehow beloved captain has gone to the United States of America to help out the ones in need, the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF).
Some might say that the ADF is actually the Australian Defence Force and poor Tone, might just be confused but that doesn't stop him from doing God's work (that's a Christian God) wherever he is. The ADF desperately needs guidance on how to get marriage the publicity it so dearly deserves and who is better to do that than our federal member for Warringah?
Look, when it comes down to it we can admit that our pal, the America we know and love has got it tough in field of politics this year and Australia, you're its (my) only hope. We've had 5 Prime Ministers in 5 years so we really know what to look for and we accept no substitutes. Let Tony Wan Kenobi do his thing and stay there.
Let's make every day Australia Day and keep Tony out of Australia. Maybe we could let in a few more refugees to replace the loss of our lovable boxer?
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