Once upon a time there was a little marketing man (5'6). His name was Joey Bagels. At some point in his life he decided to switch careers and became a streamer. He has been a streamer for quite a while now, and I'm proud of him for continueing his streaming journey with all of us. 

However, there is just 1 single problem. There is no merch. We the people deserve merch. The constitution states that every person has the right to own merch from their favorite streamer.

I have created this petition in order to make the streamer man realize that we the people want and NEED this in our lives.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk and I wish you a very merchy 2022.