Stop The Vsco Girls

Stop The Vsco Girls
Why this petition matters
We would like to skskstop the turtle loving, scrunchie wearing, hydroflask using vsco girls. Yes, the turtles are important and all but we don't need them. All they do is provide food for the sharks and all the sharks do is eat fish and people. Turtles are not important and they can go away. So, in most people's opinions, vsco girls are annoying and definitely not important. We don't need them. Cats are way more important than turtles. They are cute and crazy but turtles just kind of swim around and eat straws. Dogs are also great. They are a great fun and loyal companion. So, when you are thinking about getting a pet, please don't get a turtle. All they do is eat your straws and plastic and then die. And metal straws do nothing but waste metal. Use plastic straws. It's not a big deal at all. So what if the turtles go extinct? The mammoths went extinct and no one was concerned then! What about the dinosaurs? I bet they would make theme parks so much cooler! We could have a real life Jurassic Park! Now, don't even get me started on hydroflasks. They are big metal bottles that dent way too fast. They are way overpriced. Now, scrunchies, they are good in your hair but that's it. They aren't accessories. They are meant for you hair and nothing else. That's my debate.
Decision Makers
- We need to skskstop the Vsco girls.