We need Squamous Snow Troopers on Wampas

We need Squamous Snow Troopers on Wampas
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August 9, 2022
Signatures: 10Next Goal: 25
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Started by Aaron Sherman
Dewbacks make no sense on a snow planet. Put the power back in the hands of those who deserve it- the great and noble Empire!
We want- no, we need glorious armor-clad warriors riding into battle atop matted carpets of blood-stained fur armed with needle-like teeth! Tearing through thinly-clothed rebel scum like tissue paper on Christmas morning! Harvesting souls from their traitorous, rebellious bodies with their giant claws like picking seeds out of a pomegranate!
We need snow troopers on wampas!
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Signatures: 10Next Goal: 25
Support now