Get Ella the H**k to Sleep

Get Ella the H**k to Sleep

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Tam Tran started this petition to Save her while we still can
Problem
Our dear friend Ella has been getting little to no sleep.

Solution
Together, we can duct tape her to a bed and gas her with halothane.

Personal story
It was unnoticeable at first, baggy eyes and slow movements, we all thought it was normal. I thought she was fine and dandy until the Invention List came to be.

It has gotten so much worse, her inventions are out of hand. They tore her apart from everyone she loved. I was a silent bystander, I wish I could've done something before it was too late.

It's now or never.
Step up,
And help us (non-lethally) gas our friend.
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