Ben Affleck seems like a nice guy. He delivered remarkable performances in "Argo", "The Town", "State of Play", and that one movie where he and Samuel L. Jackson compete to see who's most racist. He's bound to be at least as good at being Batman as Mr. Mom or that kid from "Newsies". We ask Warner Brothers to ignore the pleas of the various and sundry Bronies who claim Affleck isn't "built". We simply ask that Affleck be allowed to remain the Batman we didn't know we wanted. Unless, of course, Philip Seymour Hoffman would like to be Batman. In which case, consider this petition void.