Delete Monday from human’s brains

Delete Monday from human’s brains

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Ashley F started this petition to Walt Disney and

The problem is that Mondays suck- period. What we want to do, is simply eliminate Monday. In order to do this, we will have to obtain said "technology" to erase Monday from every human mind. How we do this, will be determined and release to the public 30 days prior to the mandatory, harmless, procedure. The next thing we need to do after we erase Monday, is create a knew day. Have to keep 7 day in order to maintain proper Feng Shui. We want to create "Tuesday II". Ultimately, this is what the end result of what a "perfect week" should look like: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Tuesday II, Saturday, Sunday. Yes, we want to add a day to the weekend. So, I know letting us gain access to erase your memory is eerie, but the reward is greater than the sacrifice.

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