Ancient Russian bottle containing mystery liquid must be consumed!

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Christopher Sullivan
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A BOTTLE containing a mystery liquid dating back to the time of Jesus Christ has been hailed as a “unique” discovery after being unearthed in Russia. You can read the news story here. This mystery liquid belongs to the people and much like the liquid found in the Egyptian sarcophagus, it belongs to the world and should be consumed, probably in the form of an energy drink! A possible list of things it could be are as follows:

  • The elixir of life
  • The elixir of death
  • water
  • vodka
  • urine
  • urine from the apostle Paul
  • the phial of Galadriel 

All of these things could be good to drink and we should drink it post haste!!!