Change name of Bang Energy Drink to Boog Juice to support Boogaloo Efforts

Change name of Bang Energy Drink to Boog Juice to support Boogaloo Efforts
Why this petition matters
The rights of Americans are constantly at risk, especially gun rights. Democrats across the country, especially Michael Bloomberg, are funneling funds into gun control, irrational and unconstitutional red flag laws, etc. If and when the time comes that we exercise our second amendment right to overthrow a tyrannical government, we'll need to stay energized for the conflict ahead, that's where Bang® comes in...
Bang® is a favorite of mine among energy drinks, and a favorite of thousands of freedom supporting Americans. To say it bluntly, I believe Vital Pharmaceuticals, Inc, should show their support for America's patriots, as we support them, by changing the name of Bang® to "Boog Juice". Not only will this boost the moral of our underground constitutional warriors, but show them that Vital Pharmaceuticals is our ally during the Big Luau.
In conclusion, if you're an American citizen that loves our country, believes in the Constitution that our country was built on, and would like to show your support in this endeavor, please sign and share this petition. We can accomplish this goal, but only with the support of the American people!