Nicolas Cage in the Fast and Furious franchise

This petition has been created to right an egregious wrong. The Fast Family deserves a true patriarch... an American hero who can guide them with loyalty, speed, and charisma. An infallible man of biblical morals. 

As citizens of this god blessed nation of America, we must band together to ensure the tried and true values of our forefathers are emblazoned on the glorious franchise that is Fast and the Furious. Loyalty, Family, Loyalty, and Family must be celebrated by introducing Dominic Toretto's long lost father... Randall "Memphis" Raines (Nic Cage). It will be revealed that Dominic's mother (Angelina Jolie/Sara 'Sway' Wayland-Toretto) had to hide the identity of her one true love and the father to her son in an attempt to shield him from a dangerous life of speed, loyalty, and violence. Dom must learn of his noble lineage and join forces with his father to save the legacy of the Family! 

When dreaming of a world we wish to leave our children... I can think of no greater gift then this. When thinking of a dystopian hellish landscape, devoid of all hope, family and loyalty... I think of a world where our One True God, Nic Cage, was not included in the Fast Franchise. Help us Make Earth Great Again!

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  • Universal Pictures

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