Make Hugh Marston Hefner a Saint

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Hugh Marston Hefner was born on the holy day of the 29th of blessed April on the year of the lord 1926. During his lifetime he performed so many miracles (example: having threesomes at age 91), he gave young boys all over the world the strength to fight off their Catholic priests and jerk-off in their dorm. He gave all men hope and opened blind eyes. Like King Solomon in the Songs of Solomon he beautified women, freed them from slavery.