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we need to change the legal name of fire ants to spicy bois

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fire ants are poor, misunderstood creatures. despite their name, they do not breathe fire. however, they do have a quite spicy aftertaste. i think that the change in their name is a huge step forward, in such a progressive century. this decision impacts me in no way but i am looking to support the greater good. on behalf of young people everywhere i believe it is important to stay involved in important matters , like the missle scare, the hurricanes, and the unfortunate misnaming of spicy bois as fire ants. 

 



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