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Put John Cena in Fast and Furious 9

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Look.

We all felt it. 

When Vin Diesel comes in and saves the day by jumping over the ice in Russia as they fled from the nuclear submarine that was not Vin's day to save. There is only one man who could have believably saved the famil at that junction. 

Who?

John. Cena.

Scott Eastwood is passable, but let's be real, he is a poor man's Paul Walker. We need to take it in another direction. Why not bring in someone who has experience fighting for the people? 

How do we accomplish this?

Well here is what I believe to be the only option:

INT FBI HIDEOUT-

KURT RUSSELL- Boys, I've brought in the big guns for this one. 

TYRESE- Where is he? I don't see him.

JOHN CENA- You can't see me?

JOHN CENA walks out from behind a large pole. TYRESE is speechless. JOHN CENA salutes the table and the audience in one charismatic gesture. 

TYRESE- Who the hell is this guy?

KURT RUSSELL- Roman, I'm glad you asked. This man is a true American. We send him in to fight the fights that nobody believes can be won.

TYRESE- Man, I thought that was us.

JOHN CENA- Sir, you need to adjust that attitude or I'll do it for you

[Scene]

 

This is but one potential scene of what is sure to be a cinematic masterpiece of epic proportions. 

The Fast and Furious franchise claims to be one of the people that values it's fans input. 

Lets put that to the test.

 

 

 



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