Change the currency of the United States to the Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Change the currency of the United States to the Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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Cotton Mouth started this petition to United States Treasury and

We hereby propose to change the official currency of the United States of America from the U.S. Dollar to the Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich. This would make much more sense as most people can easy place the value of the Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich on par with the official gold standard. If you also agree to make a move towards a more simplified currency system then please join us and sign this petition. 

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