Swap Florida for Italy

Swap Florida for Italy

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This petition is for the trading of the state of Florida to be moved to Europe, and Italy to take it's place. With just a few tectonic plate changes I believe we can achieve this.

Think of the possibilities! Culture! Diversity! No more ravioli from a can! Genuine spaghetti! art, architecture, fashion, opera, literature, design, and film!

Not to mention the access to Ferraris! Armani, Gucci, Prada!! The list is nigh endless!!

Not to mention the cultural exchange that would benefit Europe! All the fantastic things they would see that sound unbelievable! They would get things such as: Disney World!!!! Florida oranges, direct from Mexico!! Universal Orlando! The Everglades! A host of amazing animals like the alligator!?! And many endangered animals such as the mosquito.

And just like with the boat stuck on the Suez canal, it can all be taken care of by a one man excavator crew with minimal cost to me and Mrs John Q Taxpayer. 

And don't forget, there would be a great place to store all your grand parents!! They would love it, golf courses and putt putt gold for days! They don't have a license?? That's ok! There's unlimited golf carts you can drive on the street and noone will ever know!!

So help me, help you, and let's make America better!

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