Make playing "all I want for Christmas is you" illegal if played before Thanksgiving

Make playing "all I want for Christmas is you" illegal if played before Thanksgiving
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Ryan Knoll started this petition to United States Supreme Court and
You all know the feeling. It's November 1st, the weather is getting a little cooler, the days are getting shorter, and some godless fiend is playing all I want for Christmas is you! It's the beginning of November! I propose that playing the song before Thanksgiving should be punishable by law.
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