Leave Bigfoot Alone - He's Just Vibin!

Leave Bigfoot Alone - He's Just Vibin!

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Baz Hazard started this petition to UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

For decades, we've hunted for the elusive Bigfoot, failing to accept that he's just that blurry. Made to feel embarrassed over the "low resolution" photos of himself, Bigfoot has developed a body image complex around his blurriness. We believe all creatures - blurry or in focus - are equal, and the hunt for clearer images of Bigfoot needs to stop.

Bigfoot has never harmed anybody, and the relentless pursuit of photographic evidence is seriously killing his vibe. We want the United States Government to issue a national protection order to keep hunters and would-be cryptozoologists from ruining Bigfoot's vibe, and accept the blurry evidence as-is as to avoid further exasperating Bigfoot's blurry body image issues. 

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