It goes without saying that bidets are an essential tool for all humans who have bowel movements. I don't believe that I need to spend the time explaining to y'all that bidets are the only proper way to clean your תש. I mean seriously, would you wipe שיט with a piece of toilet paper if it was on your face? No!! You'd wash it thoroughly! 

While traveling on airplanes, we are deprives of the basic human right to have a clean אס. I propose that it become mandatory for all airplanes to have bidets installed in all their aircraft. Please join me in the fight for human rights. 

We will prevail! 

Justice for the תוכת!